I don’t actually remember there being so much stuff given away to voters in elections past. Chick-fil a is giving away chicken, Ben and Jerry’s is giving away ice cream. Starbucks is giving away coffee. To some extent, I guess this makes sense– waiting in line for an hour or more pretty much makes for a captive audience for product placement. But piercings? Babeland is giving away sex toys. Maverick sex toys. Drill, baby drill.